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dammitammit:

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

it’s called balancing things out

when people say christmas isn’t just about presents

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"Does my uniform make me look fat?"
-Insecurity guard (via lamapalooza)

penis-hilton:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

someone once called me a shameless self promoter.. me?? melanie meladoodle??? meladoodle.tumblr.com? 

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virginiabluebells:

why are people always so pissy about the fact that taylor swift writes the majority of her songs about love and relationships like she’s a 23 year old white girl from pennsylvania what do you want her to write about the thug life


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madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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Excellent gif use

brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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cokeflow:

make your child stop screaming or I will

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you