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virginiabluebells:

why are people always so pissy about the fact that taylor swift writes the majority of her songs about love and relationships like she’s a 23 year old white girl from pennsylvania what do you want her to write about the thug life


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madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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cokeflow:

make your child stop screaming or I will

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you


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siriuslysalvatore:

mightbeafuckingunicorn:

stillinastorm:

I do not want Looking for Alaska to be a movie. But if it has to be, I think it needs to be rated R so that it can be told truthfully. It’s not a cutesy teen romance and it shouldn’t be treated like one.

It’s not cutesy teen romance and it shouldn’t be treated like one

make john green find this

broblerones:

"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
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mcalary:

an erotic poem:

eg so hot

hot hot egg

egg so hot u fry a leg

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shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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